Inspiration from Monty Python's Spamalot

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's grissle,
don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.....

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life

If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When your feeling in the dumps, don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle that's the thing

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life

Well life is quite absurd, and death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin
enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow

Always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go!
Just remember that the last laugh is on you

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life

Life is quite absurd, and death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin
enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow
{EVERYBODY SING!}
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bri-i-i-i-i-ight
side of life
side of life
side of li-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-fe